• You can't win
• You can't break even
• You can't even quit the game

Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem:
Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's Theorem. To wit:

• Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
• Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even.
• Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.